Brad’s Song

You don’t drink and you don’t smoke but you used to
I still drink and I still smoke but I used to, too
And I think I’ll have another drink
We can work it out
You like the radio and People Magazine and watching MTV
I think you ought to know that I’m not too keen
On any of those things
But I swear
I don’t even care
We can work it out
We can try
You may have your doubts
But honey I know we will be alright
We can work it out
You’ve been getting ready all night long.  It took me maybe two minutes
I bet that I’ll throw back this whole six pack
By the time your finished
And I think I’ll have another drink
We can work it out
You call your mama ten times a day. I don’t even know my mom’s number
There’s no way there’s that much to say
It kind of makes me wonder
But I swear
I don’t even care
We can work it out
We can try
You may have your doubts
But honey I know we will be alright
We can work it out
Every time I talk to another girl you get jealous
Especially when I’m out drinking at the bar
with the fellows
and I think I’ll have another drink
we can work it out
When you get too drunk you start bringing up
All the girls I used to date
I’m telling you hon, you’re the only one
That I really love to hate
And I think I’ll have one last drink
And I swear I really do care
We can work it out

(Solise, BMI)